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Yukiko is bored...very very VERY bored...

PLEASE SPAM ME. I'M BEGGING...LOL...

ugh...I'm rotting in the audit line...>.<

I should get back to work T_________T

I'm bored and in pain, so you're getting tons of updates today (laugh) No I'm sorry for updating so much today. I was just googling around for...daily news on Akki (laugh) and decided I wanted to read MA fics. Since THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH MA FICS with the boys being, like, actually romantically involved (don't give me that look, if Nagase can be gay, then so can Yone.), I went to hunt some Japanese fics again. Sure there are some good ones with Maachin and Akki but I want YaraYone !! (laugh) Maybe in the future I'll translate fics :p (No, sorry, 1. It's troublesome to ask the writer for permission 2. Even if I did, it'd be FO. aha! 3. I don't have time for that :[)

But, yeah okay, this is not only for MA but for your favourite group. Let's have some fun.
Rules:
1. You should know Japanese, or at least have the patience to online translate it and try to figure it out. Otherwise it's meaningless for you to hunt Japanese fics. It's like me trying to read a fic in Thai. Okay, I've done that and I even started to pick up some words, but it's really time consuming and you don't really get the jokes. *sigh*

2. You should know your band well, or at least know how to use google. This depends on how evil the owner is, but almost all fansites are password locked if it's good (laugh) So far the passwords for MA weren't that hard. The answers can range from song lyrics+birthdays to the pet they had at age 12 + the food they once said they loved but they actually hated. Evil, I tell you.

3. The fics range from M/M to WTH. And most of them are not IC. I have to say this but I only saw 5 Japanese fics that totally made me think that they are good. Otherwise I think the English fics are better. (This one fic I've read once had Koichi crying and confessing his feelings to Machida. I thought I was going to die.)

Okay, now let's begin ♥

( Finding Japanese Fanfics )


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Since I love filling up surveys, here's an MA BATON translated ♥ do it if you wish.

MA BATON
Which one is your ultimate selection?

Q1. Which one do you want as your boyfriend?
A, Very DoS Yaracchi
B, Very DoM Akki

Q2. If you go on a date...
A, "I'll take you along if it's Billiards, Bowling or fishing." Yonehana.
B, "Let's play with Bura at my home." Akki

Q3. Which one do you want to eat?
A, Akki's homemade Udon with deep fried tofu.
B, Beef ribs which Maachin had cooked for Koichi.

Q4. Which do you want to do?
A, Your shoes are broken. Akki says "I'll give you a piggy back ride.." and carries you.
B, You get motion sickness. Yone says "It can't be helped..." and holds a cold canned juice against your face.

Q5. The scene of holding hands...
A, When it felt like you're going to seperate in the crowd of people, the child-like hand of Yaracchi holding yours strongly without saying anything...
B, When it felt like you're going to seperate in the crowd of people, the big and sweaty hand of Akki grasping your hand bashfully without saying anything...

Q6. Which one would you laugh at without thinking?
A, Yaracchi who can not reach the top of the cupboard, due to his insufficient height, trying to reach by tiptoeing.
B, Yone who is sleeping with a plush toy of Pooh.

Q7. Which pet do you like?
A, You go to a close park near Akki's house to search for lost Bura. In the park there are children and mothers. Akki says, "Let's search for Bura together."
B, A big search party at Yara's house to find where Chura has gone. When you look under the bed, you spot Chura! When you let Yara know you found her, he goes "Chura is glad as well ♪" and puts Chura around your head.

Q8. If you were to meet...
A, Telling "Let's become High School Girls together~" to Machida and wear matching sailor uniforms and go shopping in high spirits.
B, Telling "Let's try being popular in Akihabara" to Akki and make him wear the costume of Kowane(the original character of his in Naruto) and link arms with him and go shopping in Akihabara ( You can wear normal clothes! )

Q9. If you were to change places with...
A, With Koichi infront of him, asking for the 5th serving of rice at dinner: Machida-san.
B, Akki who gets a mass bullying from Koichi and MA even when he didn't do something bad.

Q10. If you had the power to, which wish would you grant?
A, Machida-san who has a one-sided love towards Koichi...
B, Yaracchi who keeps drinking milk to grow taller...

Q11. Which one takes your interest?
A, The thickness of Akki's chest hair.
B, Machida's gender.

Q12. If you were to nominate...
A, Number One Host, handsome Yaracchi
B, The new comer in charge of toilets, Akki.

Q13. Which one would you like to hear again?
A, Yone's "This is Tsuyoshi"
B, Machida's "Romance"
(* MA 1st live MC sections. I have translated This is Tsuyoshi somewhere but I didn't get to Romance yet, I'm sorry.)

Q14. Which moved you more?
A, Yone who cried during the live saying "I love MA."
B, Machida whose shoulders were trembling in SHOCK when he said "Weren't we friends?"

Q15. Otsukaresama ー♪ From now on, tag people to join you in this baton ♥



Ahh, although this was hard to translate it was fun. Alright, gimme your answers (laugh)

( My answers )

Have you ever wondered how old your average Johnny's fan is? Or how long they have been in the fandom? Or what percentage of foreign fans has actually ever attended a Johnny's concert? Or which has more Johnny's fans, South America or Australia? Or how many fanboys there really are?

I have a devised a little survey for Johnny's fans, and I would really appreciate it if as many of you as possible would take part in it because the more people take part the more accurate the results will be. It's only 12 multiple choice questions, completely anonymous, and it won't take longer than a minute or two to answer them. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! m(_ _)m

(click here to go to the survey)

In order to get an accurate cross-section of Johnny's fans this will be cross-posted to a small number of relevant communities. Sorry if this pops up on your f-page more than once. ^^;;

Title: Our Romanesque
Pairing: Yasuba
Story: Shota's trapped in a violent relationship he can't seem to get out of. Will Subaru be able to save him?

Chapter 1 || Chapter 2

☆It was snowing heavily after the concert was over. It was unusual to the pair who is originally from Kansai and living in Tokyo to see such purewhite scenery.
Tsuyoshi spontaneously wanted to make a snowman, and thought he'd collect some snow together- but, no matter what he did, because of the equipment car and such, the snow was not enough.
But if he went out he might end up in a place where fans would be waiting, so he asks the Eventer to stop. But it ends up that the snow is more at where the fans are waiting, so in the end he could not build a snowman.

☆So after that, they go to eat dinner and on the way back its another snow storm. They watch it from inside the car:

Koichi : " There are cars that have a lot of snow bulged on top..." (bulge = mokkori)
Tsuyoshi: "No,no, shouldn't it be 'the snow is thick'" (thick = konmori)
Koichi: "The bulging snow is piling up."
And Koichi continues saying "Mokkori".
Suddenly:
"Koichi smiled at Tsuyoshi bulgely~"
Tsuyoshi: "No no, it's Sweetly!" (Nikkori = grin/smiling sweetly)

☆Though the snow is heavy outside the driver of their car is going fast and makes a loud voice so Koichi is worried.
"Hill road!?"
"Will we turn at this speed like this!?"
"Does the car have studless winter tyre ? "
("It does" )

☆Tsuyoshi too has seen interesting people from inside the car.
At that snow, people were riding bicycles!
Old men who ride their bicycles with snow piled up on their heads like a pyramid! (laugh)

☆Koichi: The cold in Hokkaido is different from the cold in Tokyo, right?
The reason he says that is because the cold in Hokkaido makes him want to go outside stark naked.

☆It seems that back at his home Koichi's shower is broken. But he stores water in the bathtub, scoops up the water with a wash basin, and pours the water from the top and cleans off the bubbles. Then the both of them go nostalgic saying "It used to be like that when we were kids, right?"
No no no, Koichi, you have money so just fix your shower (laugh) Although that way of bathing used to be in my country too. Sure in the villages it's still popular (laugh)

☆It seems that Koichi's refrigirator in the hotel got silly and stopped getting cold. It seems like it'd be better if he just put the stuff outside.

☆At dinner, they went to go eat crabs. ... FOOD. THAT MEANS THERE'LL BE MA RIGHT? *excited* MA! JDFKLAFJKLASD ♥

In front of the crabs, there are 4 hokke (remember the fish Yara loves so much?)
As expected Yara ate nothing but the hokke. Yara does not eat hokke except in Hokkaido , so it was 2 years since he last ate it. (Aww ♥ )
Even after there were nothing more to eat, Yaracchi kept on eating hokke (laugh)
He ate the hokke with the fork meant for crabs.
Even when the waiter came and said "These are finished right?", Yara rejected saying "I'm still eating." And continued to eat (laugh) jafaklsdj ♥

HE DENIED FOR 3 TIMES (laugh)
It seems like he did not show any interest for anything else except maybe ramen salad.
(Ramen Salad is a Hokkaido-standard bar menu.Salad with boiled noodles inside.

☆It seems like the KinKi pair found sea bream tastier than the crab.
Tsuyoshi ate hokke with Yone (♥).
Because they ate so much, when the crab came up at last, they could not eat it (laugh)

☆MAACHIN. We all know he eats so much, the eating monster! Even when he went to eat Yakiniku with Koichi , after he ate a lot, while it was almost time for desert he said: "Sorry, can I have more meat?"
Even after he ate so much, his body is flat! *ENVY* (laugh)

☆After he returned to the hotel, Koichi played his game. It seems like even in the dressing room, to the make-up person and the stylist it's always the topic of the game. "Tsuyoshi should play it too"
But Tsuyoshi says: " You can't play it unless you arrange a lot of things..." and declines.
At the hotel Koichi played the game with Yone (♥)
Although they were close, Koichi hit with a "Ottsuu~!"

"Ottsuu"!???

Tsuyoshi gets surprised saying "You say 'Ottsuu?"
Koichi: "I use it. I say "Otsuotsuu" Even at the actual spot, I say it."
And reacts the scene cutely with an "Otsuu~"

Even in real life he seems to have say OtsuOtsu, while Tsuyoshi just says "Otsukaresshita." (laugh)
(Otsukaresama = Something on the line of Good Job!, Good work today)

☆During the game Koichi seems to have say "Is that it?" or "Ko.."
Ko is short of Konban wa = Good night.
During the game if anyone comes people say "Konban wa" "Konban wa" but Koichi only says "Ko".

It seems like Kou has actor friends like UEKUSA KATSUHIDE :D ( to think Shounentai member would come up in a conversation such as this)

Tsuyoshi: "So only the people you know hear that conversation?"
Koichi: "Right. But you can also do it in a way the people you don't know can hear it too."
Tsuyoshi: "If a person I dont know would say "Recently I made 300.000 yen" or such, I'd be worrying about it."
Koichi: "If it's 300.000yen inside the game, I want it."
Tsuyoshi: "You can make money in the game?"
Koichi: "If you cooperate with everyone and beat your rivals, you can earn money."

☆It seems that Tsuyoshi went to Nara recently.
He was allowed to go to where a large statue of Buddha was, where you can't go normally.
When he was asked "Will you go in?" he was surprised replying "Is it okay to go in simply?"
He walked in until to the statue, and touched the buddha statue. Hearing the conversation of Buddhist monks under the statue, he got to experience a very amazing field trip.

"Hee. I see." A Koichi voice which has no willingness.

"Whats with that voice that does not seem to be interested at all?" Asks Tsuyoshi.

☆From there to the topic of Tsuyoshi's fish tanks.
Since it seems like there are more earthquakes in Kanto area lately, since the water would be troubled in that time, he has unplugged the aquariums or something like that.
Endlicheri and such are not moving at all. And the lungfish are once in a while going to the top of the water but except that they do not move at all, motionlessly staying at the bottom.
It seems that Tsuyoshi likes that kind of fish.

"Isn't it better to keep crabs or such!?" and mimicking a crab.

☆During the talk of fish, Koichi was once again unwillingly responding "Ah, is that so" with low tension.

"Ah is it the series of 'I have no interest' again?"
"Is the series that 'Doesn't seem to be interested' now on sale?"

☆The 'Reply that does not seem to be interested' topic had came up a few times and from there the talk of "The topics that Domoto Koichi does not have any interest in" had started!
It'll be supervised by Domoto Tsuyoshi.

"What are the things that does not take your interest at all?"
"Eggplant and such.."
He approves that eggplant has dietary fiber but there are definitely no nutrition! The color is purple and if you put it in the bento it becomes permeated by it so he really dislikes that.

The proverb "Don't feed your wife egglant during autumn." takes the meaning "Because it sucks, it's okay even if you don't eat such thing." with Koichi.

☆Next, he doesn't have any interest in coriander.It seems that the smell will attract mosquitos.
There are a lot of people who use it on food but he thinks eating coriander is abnormal.

"You write is as 'Abnormal', and read it as coriander."
Tsuyoshi is okay with coriander since he went to Thai.

☆Although there are a lot of people who hate mushrooms, he says they are delicious. (What's this, food with Koichi programme?)
"I love all kinds of mushrooms."


☆The audience suddenly asks "What color is your underpants?"
"If you say such thing, what color are yours?"
A visitor replies: "Mine is white!"
"Mine is black." Another one.
The two of them who received replies go: "Although we got to hear what color of underpants everyone is wearing, there's no way we can remember."
Tsuyoshi:"I'm wearing leopard print."
Koichi goes to check Tsuyoshi's underpants.

Koichi's are black. He almost has no other color except black, only one piece is red (and he seems to have got it as a gift from the people in the chorus?or something) It seems like he was given it with the words "Please make it your lucky underwear!"

☆Did everyone memorized the songs in J album?
"The people who can sing it?" and there were few people who replied in a loud voice "We memorized!" and they made the audience sing Missing (laugh)
"After all no one sings it except some people. Furthermore everyone is exhausted..."

The girl who wrote the report had forgotten the reason but in the end the lyrics in missing had changed to "You never pants~" and added pants to a lot of places.

☆Johnny-san is talking to the foreign dancers in English. He talks to them but in the middle of things, he turns to Koichi and talks to him in English with the same aura. (laugh)
It seems that Koichi gets all "Wa-wait a minute!"

☆During the MC , Kinki walks around aimlessly. When Tsuyoshi watched the DVD, he said "Ah, we walk around like this!" and was surprised.

☆Koichi's computer is broken...*sigh* So many things broken with this man (laugh) shower, fridge, computer...
Anyway, the computer he used all the time, since OS and such are old, and he even held a different new computer, but...
In the old computer there were a lot of data and information. Like in iTunes he had set up a playlist in the order of the songs played in the KinKi Kids Concert.
It seems that it all has gone to waste.
"Although if we take out the HD or such it'll probably be okay, but..."

Since it goes abrubtly, computers are scary.
Tsuyoshi thanks silently: "We had received an external drive and backed up the files."
Things such as photos, illustrator works, song arrangements, new songs...Tsuyoshi got scared to lose them all after what happened with Koichi and decided to have them backed up.

☆MUSICAL ACADEMY GUYS who took pictures of Hokke and crab in favor of j-web ♥♥♥
"Koichi-san , you update too!"
Since Koichi doesn't really update his jweb (laugh).
The people who are in charge of Jweb seems to change a lot, and when it changes they appearantly come to greet him.
"During while I was in charge of Koichi-san's jweb, he didn't even update once...."
And Koichi just laughs (laugh)
He's awful. XDDD

"The people who cancelled the contract already?" and surprisingly there is no one!
And Koichi says : "Don't be so persistant." (laugh)
And Tsuyoshi gets angry, "You're wrong. It should eb 'Thank you very much'"
That's right Koichi (laugh)
Since it's troublesome to type in cellphone, just to write "O" he doesn't want to press a button 5 times, and says the things he said in his solo con as well.

☆The talk where they've called MA ♥ and They budou.
The 'let us see if Koichi can remember They Budou's names' game! Once again. But Koichi does not remember again. He knew Eda's name right but the reason for that is...
...Because there were girls holding an Eda uchiwa (laugh)
Tsuyoshi: "Hide your uchiwas!"
And at the end, Yamamoto's name had once again changed to "Yamada".
"Yamamotoyama. Even if you read it from the back, it's yamamotoyama."

☆MA is after a long time, once again, 3 ♥♥♥
The last time, since Maachin was sick he couldn't come. The very important illness where he could not use his muscles. (he had Rhabdomyolysis, the rapid breakdown of skeletal muscle due to injury to muscle tissue. It's Japanese is Oumonkin yuukaishou ) They talk that it's Oumonkin, but the pair of kinki say:
"The illness of Koumonkin"
Oumonkin : striated muscle
Koumonkin: anus muscle

(laugh)

☆Yone(♥) scolds Koichi saying "You talk about the game on the stage too much." Then says "I don't think it's something to be talked on stage." (laugh) Certainly XD

☆Okay so Fen asked me a while ago what's the gold tape so I thought i'd explain it. At the end of concerts, you know the confetti-ish thing that Japanese fans call 'Tape'? On the tapes the name of the concert is written. Fans collect them mostly, so at the end of this concert some of the gold tape had scattered on stage and Koichi went to pick one up.

"Oh there are words on this!" and he is astonished! (laugh)
Although he did many concerts until now, he didn't know there were words written on the tapes...

★★　The tape which Koichi held, MAACHIN PUT IT IN HIS POCKET AND RETURNED BACK TO THE DRESSING ROOM WITH IT(LAUGH) Oh the fanboy ♥♥♥♥♥ you're so adorable jakfldkjaslfa

☆KinKi who returned for the encore.
"What do you want?"
The audience : "Sing~!"
"Our main job isn't to sing."
"It's to chat!"

(laugh) Certainly...

☆At the end Koichi got really HT and finished with a "Thank you Baby!" (laugh)
And Tsuyoshi left with hanging his head, saying "Shitsurei shimaasu"
(Shitsurei shimasu: said when leaving a place, originally meaning we've given discomfort or something on that line but the meaning is that 'I'm leaving now' ♥.)

This was the concert MC report of 12/19. Hope you enjoyed ♥ I know I did, *sighs at MA sightings*♥♥♥


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